Strip 096 - "Nope, he's really a Paladin"

13th Nov 2014, 12:00 AM in Forest of Doom
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Raxon 13th Nov 2014, 2:29 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
To be fair, a paladin can totally hit on any and everyone and everything that strikes their fancy, they just can't lie or cheat their way into it.

Totally reasonable to have a paladin who sleeps with every woman he meets. Heh. One of these days, I'll tell you about my yearling rogue that got pregnant twice a day due to her... enthusiastic ventures. Orcs, goblins, trolls, earth elementals, dragons, and at one point, an aboleth.

Incidentally, I took the profession prostitue for her, so she actually earned xp for it, even when she didn't charge.
Inbetweenaction 13th Nov 2014, 6:39 AM edit delete reply


My E8 bard was a poledancer. Also one of the more frightening fighters of the group, it was damn right impossible to actually reach him due to shenanigans with 40+ reach, free intimidation on any enemy within 30 ft on every attack, and allies that made charging him (yes, my poledancer was a dude. in the banana codpiece armor of equality. deal with it) impossible. Was playing around with performans combat feats and super reach.
Disloyal Subject 20th Nov 2014, 4:12 AM edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject
"Poledancing"
Poledancers are scary - it takes some serious strength to pull off the crazier stunts some can do. As a martial artist, I'm in awe of the athleticism on display whenever I bother to pay attention to them.
Admittedly, most probably aren't on that level, but they aren't worth my time.

My only poledancer character I can think of off the top of my head is my Wood Elf Ranger/Paladin's little sister, a Ferocity Barbarian. Bubbly girly-girl in a leather tube-top vaulting around with a greatsword, flinging guts everywhere... And she's the middle sis; youngest is a sniper.
Inbetweenaction 13th Nov 2014, 6:39 AM edit delete reply


My E8 bard was a poledancer. Also one of the more frightening fighters of the group, it was damn right impossible to actually reach him due to shenanigans with 40+ reach, free intimidation on any enemy within 30 ft on every attack, and allies that made charging him (yes, my poledancer was a dude. in the banana codpiece armor of equality. deal with it) impossible. Was playing around with performans combat feats and super reach.
Inbetweenaction 13th Nov 2014, 8:34 AM edit delete reply


Considering how high char paladins tend to have, combined with often being the parties face, it's actually strange that this is not more common.
Malroth 13th Nov 2014, 8:59 AM edit delete reply


There's acutally a couple ways to get a bards music ability on a paladin, not that they have the INT or skill points they'd need to do it well.
Raxon 13th Nov 2014, 2:54 PM edit delete reply
Raxon
I like to take the prestige class Better Paladin after level one. It's like a paladin, but with double skill points, and the class ability to hide an entire quarterstaff up his backside.
DragonTrainer 14th Nov 2014, 2:38 PM edit delete reply
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Please don't leave comments that unnecessarily stretches out the web page to a ridiculously long width.

Thank you!
Sensei200 14th Nov 2014, 11:58 PM edit delete reply


"Reminds me of OOTS"
This comic reminds me so much of The Order of the Stick Dungeons and Dragon's comic. I love it!
Disloyal Subject 20th Nov 2014, 4:06 AM edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject
"Return of the Nitpicking"
"Dragons" isn't possessive there, so you don't need the apostrophe.
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