Strip 203 - "For our No Questions Asked service, look under Extra Options"

23rd Jul 2015, 12:00 AM in Corvus Village
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Malroth 23rd Jul 2015, 12:20 AM edit delete reply
Malroth
Requires Lv 3 is "high level"? since when?
DragonTrainer 23rd Jul 2015, 1:23 AM edit delete reply
DragonTrainer
Since this
Malroth 23rd Jul 2015, 1:35 AM edit delete reply
Malroth
There's a big difference between Lv13-15 or so that it would take to survive the lower levels of the tower and grind to epic levels and lv3-4 which can be reached in a single bar brawl or a couple months milking a cow.
DragonTrainer 23rd Jul 2015, 2:02 AM edit delete reply
DragonTrainer
Hmm... You have a point there. A single bar brawl sounds a bit exaggerated, but I see your point. Still, maybe we can just chalk it up to the merchant not knowing what he's talking about due to the rarity of PC classes let alone Spellcasters? :p

I should probably get to explaining the Spellcaster situation soon, actually. >_>
Raxon 23rd Jul 2015, 1:00 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
Count douchu's penis is an assassin?

What is this feat, and how do I acquire it?
Disloyal Subject 23rd Jul 2015, 5:21 AM edit delete reply
Disloyal Subject
I have vague recollections of two or three ways to do that... That can't be good.
Sadly, they're only vague recollections. Perhaps when I've slept.
Malroth 23rd Jul 2015, 7:47 PM edit delete reply
Malroth
"easy" way needs a knife, Animate object, awaken construct, regenerate, and a Thought bottle with at least 30,000 xp stored in it.
Raxon 24th Jul 2015, 2:25 AM edit delete reply
Raxon
I was thinking adapting those demonic grafts onto it would work, too. A pair of bat-like wings, with gripping talons grafted on, and some form of retractable switchblade venomous stinger. It would latch onto the target, facehugger style, shove the appendage into any orifice available, and deliver a lethal sting into the soft, delicate flesh, where the venom will spread much more quickly.

Personal note: Do not use the stinging demonic penis in any game where everyone plays children, ponies, hamhams, or anything else super innocent.
Malroth 24th Jul 2015, 3:51 AM edit delete reply
Malroth
HamHams are not innocent by any stretch of the imagination, feel free to break out the demonic animated penus golem cyborgs on them.
Otaku 25th Jul 2015, 10:41 AM edit delete reply
Otaku
...I think it has been a while since I made one of these comments but GURPS totally has rules for that. Exactly what ones apply will vary according to the setting and if you need it to function as a separate being or if you will settle for just being able to assassinate people with said appendage.

I didn't ever do either with a character but I did have one where I bought his tongue as a piercing, stretchable striker. It wasn't a separate assassin or anything, but it made him better at stealth kills. Or would have had it not been a one-time character and I had the misfortune that the one target I got alone had a supernatural protector. XD
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